What's wrong with apple???

If the serpent tempted Eve with an apple I'm sure he could tempt you with one my young friend!

Your little countdown looks really sad all on its own now!

Hiya Richard,
I've been having similar problems with allergies over the past week or two. In the end I bought some cheapo antihistamine tablets ("galpharm hayfever and allergy relieft - cetrizine dihydrochloride"... a bargain at 75p!). On their own they're not very effective, but I also bought some Boots nasal spray and some crazy nasal strips. With all their powers combined, these medicinal products have cleared my sinuses... hope yours get better soon too!
Cheers,
Gareth

Good luck with your exams matey!

Isn't that commonly known as "vision"? And what if you're vising for vision? Is that Vision Vision?

I'm beginning to get worried about you. Really REALLY worried. O_O;;

Hello, I thought everyone would like to know that due to Richard's incompetence, I now look like a total idiot and have had to flirt with the man from bucs to get out of it! Well not really, but cuh! What a fool!!!!! I'll ask Lawsie for help in future, at least I know she is incompetent!
Oh and your laptop is very pretty!

Is this a bit like Simon Says?

I really did think of everyone when I was in the sea, and it was like 35 degrees!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'll shut up now.

Kennedy space centre? *grumblejealousgrumblejealousjealous*

Yes but surely they each have companions in each other! Durrrrrrrrrr.

I've seen that; it's like a zombie movie but with punks instead of zombies. And with truly terrrible 80s synthesizer music, which I think was written by John Carpenter himself.

a) I could've told you that flavoured mineral water was horrible.

b) How can they be lone inhabitant*s*?

How was Hitman?

Are you crazy?!

"Still, guess it could have been worse..."

Tristan...