OMG OMG OMG!
"pre-packaged sandwiches that dont suck" - you've got my vote. Well, some of that other stuff I'm not sure about, like banning cigarettes. To be honest mate, that one is just madness! But yeah, you'd just about get my vote over someone like Noddy.

I would vote for you, but since I don't live where you're running for Prime Minister, I can't. Sorry. :P

you know it makes sense to use Perl to manipulate vast amounts of data. however, the majority of stuff on your website is reasonably static, so stick with php - the language of choice for all wannabe html-using professionals, except for the people who thought coldfusion was a good idea and are now stuck with it...

Mike

There's only one flaw i can see:
Selling france is going to get you what france is worth... 50p that's not going to get much ~:(

Well I'm sorry, your drama is not as exciting as mine! A ship carrying plutonium is heading for the Cornish coast!! No really!

Perl is better because it sounds like a real word. And BASIC is better than them all.

Python 0wns PHP and Perl, as any fule kno.

Anyhoo... Tristan had better stump up the details on his deportation scandal on his blog. The people have a right to know!

Well it won't be fabby until I'm there Trixy so there!!
Ha ha ha!

It gets better!!! I'll be there soon!!!!!!!

I cannot believe you'd never been to pizza hut before. Heathen! Or is it me who is the heathen for eating there?! :P

Surely vice city looks the same as it used to do. Just runs with more frames. It's really not that much of a pretty games.

Are we meant to be feeling sorry for you here? Or perhaps a certain amount of animosity?

We found that bayesian filtering was pretty much rendered useless by the bayes poisoning stuff that the spammers have been sending out of late. It's probably more effective with small amount of personal mail though.

I can't recommend enough http://www.rulesemporium.com - grab the rulesDuJour script, and use the big list it has. Those *vastly* improved our accuracy.

Turning on spamassassins DNSBL support is also worthwhile...

Hi mate its Tomris's brother. I was sent this link, thought you might find it amusing.

http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

OI - I have just noticed that this is my birthday and you didn't write ahppy birthday laura. I'm cross.

Argh SNAKE ooh its biiiiiiiig (its me and my bf!!!!!!!!!!!)

hey sorry for telling you last minute about the tumble dryer.. the plans for moving my stuff was all too rushed and i just didnt have enough time to discuss with jase about how to move it.. anyway.. it's been a pleasure living with you, i wish you all the best in the future!! :)