Yeah, scary isn't it :(

Senility, sprouts, screaming, spirit, sadistic. What should I conclude from this?

Only the senile eat sprouts which finish up leaving their bums screaming, others reaching for a spirit to help deal with your sadistic idea of humour.

How inane is that?

Your text was funny :) I got lots of cheese, too. Yay!

Merry Christmas,

If you're around foggy 7'oaks I still owe you a pint!

Found this website, you've probably seen before, but I liked it

http://www.arseiam.com/

Sid

Snarlers for Chrissy dinner??? Don't forget the sweet potatoes, mashed or roasted pumpkin - YES, pumpkin! - though butternut will suffice. Then there is the cheese sauce for the broccoli.

o/' Have yourself a very, merry Christmas... Happy New Year too... o/'

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS - It's nearly time for Santa's annual visit!!

Glossary:

Land of Oz Australia
Kiwi Native bird unique to NZ - ordinarily unable to fly
Hangi Traditionally cooked in the ground on heated river stones (Maori)
All Blacks NZ rugby team

The jolly old man, all dressed in red; from the North Pole he will fly
His reindeer now in perfect form to traverse across the sky.
The lands from down and very under; 'neath starry skies they wait
The much awaited yearly visit, from their dear old northern mate.

When he reaches the Land of Oz there's a very beaky scout
He's there to lead the reindeer; he carries a lot of clout.
Good heavens, did you see that? It's a Kiwi up ahead!
Flying in front of the reindeer; leading the sleigh with the man in red!

A "Ho! Ho!" sounds across the skies from the jolly old man of fun
The Kiwi flies to the Southern Cross; to the land of the rising sun.
Summer time is the season; of the southern hemisphere
And Santa sure begins to feel, the heat as he's drawing near.

A mighty cheer meets his covered ears; it's mums and dads below
They have had their full of Christmas "cheer" and the booze is running low.
The hangi; it went down a treat; the All Blacks did the haka
They wave to our scout Kiwi; who provided the magic marker.

Santa lands the sleigh upon a roof; a roof of corrugated tin
Unlike a roof in a northern house; it makes an almighty din.
He delivers the children's presents; made by the elves at the Pole
Then partakes of the "cheer" from a bottle of beer; he's a merry, merry, merry old soul!

By the time he calls at the very last house his "cheer"; it runneth over
With his cheeks bright pink and his nose aglow; he's northbound now, moreover.
Having left his scout called Kiwi in the land of the rising sun
He completes his yearly mission; in the northern hemisphere run.

Next time you see old Santa, think of the miles he flies
From the North Pole to the South Pole; and home before the sun does rise.
He doesn't have a union; to bargain his long night hours
Nor pesky local councils; ticketing the sleigh; those excessive powers.

All is done in the name of love; to impart some Christmas joy
Nothing to do with politics or some conspiracy ploy.
Santa wants you to enjoy your Christmas; the Kiwi scout does too
A Merry Merry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!

CrystalFire December 2006

I would like a website, please, but I don't want to pay for it :)

Am I right in thinking I might know who this may be......? ;)

You are so ridiculously behind the times here it's not even funny. I've been nandoing my life up for years now! Honestly.

The nando's marinades are pretty good too - marinade some chicken breasts overnight, stick in the George Foreman (you have one of those, right? right??!?!) and eat with fresh bread. mmmmmh.

I won the first race then decided to keep my winnings so that 100 presents you owe me Rads....
I'll settle for the Wili once you have bought it and got fed up with it in a couple of weeks :D

If you'd managed to get one then right now you'd probably be suffering from very sore arms. I got mine at midnight and didn't get much sleep so it's been played for most of the day.

Ok, I made ten bets on today's game, and I came last 4 times, second to last twice, and 3rd the rest of the time.

Me says this game is rigged. Or maybe I'm rigged at the game of "universe". Who knows?

Oh, and there's an encoding error on your pound sign :)

Well I've coloured inok, but still get stuck on spot the difference..... but hey who said I was observent?

Most amusing story, keep up the good work. I like the TCMI by the way.