Diary: May 2005

Stupid Organic Matter

I'll tell you something, whoever invented bodies is stupid. They should have learnt from how computers are made - bodies should be component based, so if you damage something you can simply pop it out and replace it with a newer faster model.

Take my ankle, for example. I accidentally applied a little too much pressure to one side, and now I have to wait for it to heal itself. I mean thats great, if I accidentally played Daphne and Celeste and damaged my sound card, it would be fantastic if it could heal itself. But really, can I be ...

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I Have Killed Enough

My incompetence in the garden is legendary. My skills are limited to cutting, hacking and lugging, and even then only under strict supervision. And as for indoor plants, I either water them too much or not enough, and they all turn brown and fall apart.

So yesterday I decided that enough was enough - I was going to give something back to the garden. So I went out and bought 12 small outdoor flowery plants, two larger potted flowery plants and a hanging basket, planted the plants in the various plant-holding devices, and hung the hanging basket on a hook. I ...

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Yay!

Just did a curiosity google for 'yay', and yay.org.uk has moved from results page 13 to page 1, at 6th place! Yay!

Just after the Japanese 'Yay' search engine, and "Homoeroticism Yay!, the clique for anyone and everyone who likes their Buffy and Angel a little bit...gay."

Right. Still at least 2 places to climb then...

In other news, I have lots more work, but am happy about it because it's work that I want to do, and work that will need my CMS, so I can feel justified devoting time to it. Which is what ...

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