We Love Power

So, with all of this politics stuff going on in the past few weeks, and with general elections rumoured to be just around the corner, I feel it is the right time to announce my intention to run for Prime Minister. So, without further ado, I present:

My Manifesto

(or Why You Should Vote For Me)

Click for full manifesto

I trust I can count on your vote?

Comments

NoVisAnima

There's only one flaw i can see:
Selling france is going to get you what france is worth... 50p that's not going to get much ~:(

mihtjel

I would vote for you, but since I don't live where you're running for Prime Minister, I can't. Sorry. :P

Mark S

OMG OMG OMG!
"pre-packaged sandwiches that dont suck" - you've got my vote. Well, some of that other stuff I'm not sure about, like banning cigarettes. To be honest mate, that one is just madness! But yeah, you'd just about get my vote over someone like Noddy.

Leela

You didn't mention anything about pharmacists, how great they are and how they should get a massive pay rise! How rude of you, Chiffon's boyfriend actually does work for Labour, and is going to do that when he takes over the party! And can you please update your journal, everyone is so incredibly lame at the moment, I have loads of work but am the only one updating mine!

frugle

You rock. Your webdesign skills are also l33t.

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