Diary: March 2004

Birthday Fun

Today I was woken by a text message wishing me a happy birthday, and the rest of the day has followed a similar plan - I had lots of cards and presents and things, including jumpers, DVDs, a photo album, chocolate and money. Went round to a friends house for lunch (which was delicious, but massive) and left there at 5.30. Got home, and went out for dinner at 6.30, which was again delicious, but massive, so I am feeling very full. Probably didn't help that I have now eaten all of my chocolates... And after that, Leela ...

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Updatey updating update

I have done lots of stuff since my birthday. Let's see. Lectures... Ooh, had a birthday pub crawl on Saturday, it was cool, thanks everyone :)

Oh, and Sunday Tristan suggested we (me, him and his friend from America) go for a pub lunch to a pub just down the canal. Being Tristan, we left for 'lunch' at 2.45, and were still walking at 3.45. Didn't get home till about 7. I hate him so much sometimes. Still, he made tacos last night, which made up for it a little...

Anyway, I have a sore throat, making ...

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Funny!

I haven't made a post for a while, so I thought I'd do something a little unexpected and out of the ordinary, and copy and paste an e-mail.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every ...

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