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Perhaps it's the alcohol talking, but I have decided that Benny Benassi - Satisfaction is the best music video of all time. These girls should set up a construction company. Hell, I know i'd pull down my house to get them to rebuild it...
I mean...
Uh..
So, anyway, tonight I got drunk, and I believe I made a fool of myself. Although I'm too drunk to clearly assess the damage I caused. Tonight, I drank JD and coke. I have wanted to try JD for a while. And I was wrong, Chris did drink. First time in ...
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Right, so, what has happened since I last posted?
Well, heh, no shot girls tonight. Awww. I peeled off all of the labels from my smirnoff ice bottle, and didnt tear any of them. Claire stole my phone all evening, but that didn't really matter though, nobody ever texts me.
Chris has a hands free kit in his nice new shiny volvo. It is very neat, although a bit of overkill. Or at least it would be for me, since nobody ever rings me.
I must remember that drinking lots and then doing lots of push ups and sit ...
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Last week I paid £17.50 in National Insurance. Something seems very wrong with that. I'm pretty sure it was only £2 or so at first...
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Wow. This is amazing.
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There are 3 girls who work in my local pub; they walk round selling shots from large bottles which they carry on hip belt thingies.
They know me.
They say I'm their best customer.
Last night, the two who were working spotted me from the other side of the room and came over. Every time they walked past. The one time they walked round and I wasn't there (toilet/bar, can't remember), they sat down and waited for me to return...
They sold me 5 shots, and gave me 3.
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