Not just a kitten beater...
Not content with beating kittens, today I turned on Leela. I kicked her round the head, and although I didn't feel a thing, it hurt her so much she cried. Three hours later, she is still concussed and has a headache.
To be fair it was a complete accident. Well, more like complete incompetence on my part. She was sitting on the sofa, and I was trying to climb over the back to sit next to her. Unfortunately it didn't quite go as planned, and my shin - yes, the very same shin which almost killed a kitten - connected with the side of her head.
Sorry, Leela.
However, I have now installed Hitman Blood Money, so I shall be able to express my violent tendancies in that instead of the real world. But more about that later...
Comments
Leela, put him on bread and water for a week. Then tie him down and tickle him with a feather....
Clumsy tit!!
Saw this and thought it was similar to that strange and hypnotic Badger, Badger, Musroooooom, snaaaake, web link I looked at back 2004.....
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya
Hope your well, and I still owe you apint for doing that counter on website.
Cheers,
Sid
(Tommie's older brother)
Ahh yes, the tigers and lions :)
And I am most impressed that you've remembered that pint!
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