There Are People In My Flat, and other short stories
Once upon a time, I was sitting at my computer minding my own business when the front door opened, some people wandered in, and started walking around my flat. That time was about 5 minutes ago, and they're still here now.
They're walking around, looking behind things and around things, and taking photographs. I refer, of course, to an estate agent and potential buyers of the flat, and to be fair I opened the door and let them in, so it's all legal and above board. However, things appear to be moving rather quicker than I had ...