Back To Blue

Back to the old theme. I also decided it was about time to drop my little welcome message, seeing as it's been there for over 5 years.

Anyway, I just saw an advert for Titanic on DVD, with an alternative ending. Please, will somebody buy this and tell me if they all die?

When I'm a multi-millionaire, I'm going to film a new version of Titanic. Involving a hitman cyborg from the future, sent back through time to destroy the Rose before she can be saved and go on to recite her story for 194 minutes.

Damn that film sucked. No wonder the robots are going to kill us all.

Comments

But but it had like lots of water which is cool. A BIG boat thing, loads of dead people including di caprio and a great soppy love story thing. It was a good soppy love story thing... but not so great a follow up to T2 or true lies.

DavidH

Best... soppy wet sinking boat movie starring the bloke who played the Phantom in the film that bombed... ever

CrystalFire

Hmm... don't be too sure those sneaky daleks won't get in and steal your thunder.

I think that's the thing - it was too soppy. It turned into a comedy the moment that hand hit that steamy window. Or maybe it was that cringeworthy bit when they're standing at the front of the boat. Or maybe it was just when I saw di caprio. Yeah, that might have been it.

Cinema Paradiso is a good film. Magnolia is a good film. Titanic is pure Hollywood pap.

Comparing it to other movies i've seen i would have to say it was good hollywood pap though. It shouldn't be compared to real good films like Cinema Paradiso or Magnolia because that would be unfair.

Bah. I liked your welcome message!

DavidH

I don't feel as welcomed any more without that message!

Leela the chunk

I really really really liked the welcome message! I was always rather bemused when I read it-yet it feels so wrong that it is not there! Bring it back!

Don't bring back the welcome message. Leela doesn't know what she's talking about.

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