Phone Ringtones

• 23rd May 2005 at 21:24

Did you know that you can get the polyphonic ring tones by texting frog52, or the video ring tone by texting frog53!

Maybe it's a division of Tivo - this alone is a valid reason to spend hundreds of pounds on a PVR. My only hope is that by advertising 2 or 3 times an ad break on every channel in the UK, that this stupid company will run out of money and I won't have to hear that damned advert any more. Or those stupid birds or that bloody dragon. What kind of retarded people are keeping this company alive anyway?

Probably the same kind of people who dial a wrong number, get my answerphone, listen to the message that says 'This is Richard's phone. Only Richard lives here. If you do not want to talk to Richard, hang up because you have the wrong number', and then leave a message saying 'Hello Lenny, it's Eric. I know we'd arranged to meet Friday, but would you prefer to reschedule on Sunday for a foursome at 8 as usual?'

The most frightening thing is that some of these people have probably had offspring. As a wise man once said, they should take the warning labels off bottles of bleach and let the problem sort itself out.

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