I'm Great, I'm Fantastic, You Wish You Were Me

• 24th February 2005 at 22:26

Why does hardly anyone comment any more? Maybe it's just because nobody reads this. Oh well, I won't let a little thing like that stop me!

So, my haircut at 8.45 on Tuesday didn't happen. My hairdresser and I have an on-going joke about how I'm always late, so I decided to surprise him and left half an hour early. Only I got stuck in the biggest traffic jam on earth, which started at the end of my road. At one point, I didn't even move for 10 minutes, which sucked. Took me all of my half an hour to get from one road to the next one so I could turn round and go home again, so I rang him and rearranged it for midday, and I got into town for that in 3 minutes, meaning I am now shorn and dead sexy.

Recently, I have been working. Hard. I am now 15/20 finished on one of my projects - the past 15 have taken me since Christmas, and all 20 are due on Tuesday. Yay! Not at all screwed. However, all this work did not stop me putting up photos of my trip to Geneva, which you can see here, and a diary entry you can comment on here.

Anyway, once this project is finished, I have decided that I will invent a time machine which works by collecting all the time I lose between getting up and breakfast, rolling it into a ball, curving space and time and allowing me to bend the clock to my will. I will use my new powers to win the lottery, and then I will spend the money on books from Amazon. I will pause time while I read them all, and then use my new knowledge to figure out how to solve all the worlds problems, solve them, and unpause time in time for breakfast. I will then finish USML.

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