Diary: May 2004
This morning, I woke up to find a cut between my lip and nose, with a big scab on it. There is no apparent reason for this, which can mean only one thing; aliens. Thanks to my brilliant deductive reasoning, I have pieced together the following facts:
- At some point in the past month, aliens monitoring the Earth for the perfect human specimen detected me and scheduled a DNA extraction team
- At some point between 0200 and 1000 hours on the morning of Friday 21st May 2004, an elite DNA extracting team of aliens beamed into my room
- They drugged ...
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While everyone is indoors revising this weekend, Leela would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that she is spending some of it on a beach in Florida, and the rest at the Kennedy Space Centre.
However, revision not being one of my strong points, today I have played a little Hitman Contracts. I actually started writing an entry about this a while back, but I don't know where it went. Maybe I just never got round to clicking the 'add' button. Anyway, Hitman is a fun little game. The aim is to run around killing people in ...
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At 13:13, I ordered a new toy.
I really should have checked the time first, shouldn't I...
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Due to livejournal displaying incompetence at similar levels to the natwest, Leela is unable to update her journal today, but she will tell you all about her luxury weekend as soon as she can. You can all look forward to the story of how she slept in a room with 6 other people, and how she and her friends accidentally tried to drive through a restricted NASA area.
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I have a lovely shiny new laptop. It's a Sony Vaio, and it's great:
Oooh. Main features are 1.5 Centrino (pretty good), 2.1kg (pretty light), ~4 hour battery (pretty good), 14" SXGA screen (pretty lights) and Sony Vaio (pretty pretty). Very pleased with my purchase :)
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