Aww man I have some vicious hiccups

• 11th April 2004 at 22:34

Saw this on Kobe's website...

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

"Spot is behind the ball"

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

A monitor

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

What The Romans Did For Us, the episode where they talk about weaponry and armour and cool stuff like that.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:

10.30pm

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:

10.24pm

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:

The other computers.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:

12.30. I was going out for lunch, it was very nice.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:

The link to this website.

9: What are you wearing?:

Who wants to know?

10: Did you dream last night?:

Yes. About 'Footballers Wives'. Yes, I know...

11: When did you last laugh?:

About 9.20 when I was on the phone.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:

An FM ariel, some cable ducting and some shelves.

14(a): What book are you currently reading?:

Where's Spot, by Eric Hill

14(b): What is the last book you finished?:

Spots First Walk, by Eric Hill

15: What is the last film you saw?:

The Conversation, a very good film.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:

Spot Goes To The Farm by Eric Hill, and a taxi to gatwick.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I was born in Russia as Eva Petrovski, but after serving in the KGB for 27 years, I defected to MI5, who gave me a face lift and a new identity. However, I still pass on state secrets to my ex-KGB handler, who works as a fluffer for sex ed videos in his spare time - fair enough, times are hard in Russia.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:

Relocate the french to Atlantis.

19: Do you like to dance?:

No. I LIVE TO DANCE!!1!

20: What is the last thing you ate or drank?

Drank some volvic. Before that, ate my chocolate egg.

21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:

Ugly

21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:

Ugly

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:

It would depend on the country, ie not France. But for the right salary and benefits, I guess I might consider almost anything. But not France.

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