Argh

• 2nd August 2003 at 01:44

Right, so, what has happened since I last posted?

Well, heh, no shot girls tonight. Awww. I peeled off all of the labels from my smirnoff ice bottle, and didnt tear any of them. Claire stole my phone all evening, but that didn't really matter though, nobody ever texts me.

Chris has a hands free kit in his nice new shiny volvo. It is very neat, although a bit of overkill. Or at least it would be for me, since nobody ever rings me.

I must remember that drinking lots and then doing lots of push ups and sit ups aren't a good idea. I am currently drinking several bottles of water in a vain attempt to appease the Vomit God.

While on the subject of gods, I just recieved some spam trying to sell me holy water. Fantastic.

And while on the subject of spam, since July 1999, I have recieived approximately 2945 legitimate emails, and since the start of the year (ie since 01/01/03 00:00:00), I have recieved 9517 spams. That makes me feel a little sad. My most frequent e-mailer at the moment is Emily from HC who has emailed me 3 times in the past 3 months. Makes me feel a little sad. Nobody loves me :(

And while on the subject, why the hell haven't you made comments on my diary entries? Yeah, you. And if you have, make some more.

I am still in the alcohol-based "dodgy" zone, where I am perfectly concious of what is happening and what I am doing, but aware of exactly how much alcohol I have consumed, exactly what my stomach thinks of it, and exactly where it wants to put it all. Well, we'll see what happens, then I'll go to bed, wake up at 1pm tomorrow (yeah, screw you Peter, today), wake up, have a shower and let it all start again. Chris says he'll be drinking tomorrow. First time since new year 2001/2002, when he drank 2 pints of cider and then projectile vomited all the way from the pub to the car park. It was damned impressive. But I digress. Tomorrow, Chris will not be drinking.

Last weeks courses were actually quite a lot of fun. Two groups of 8, just lively enough to make it interesting, not so lively I was tearing my hair out. Only have afternoons next week, so I get a lie-in - yay!

Hope everyone who's on placement is having a good time :)

Oooooh! Ooooooooooh! Nearly forgot! Jared fixed mir yesterday, the case fits :) And he gave me a can of compressed air! He is a god.

Compressed air is so cool. My life is now complete.

I shall leave you with a link from Tristan: click here. Point 11 is the best - you can just imagine a lawyer standing up in court and saying that :)

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