Lets Review Some Games

Well, seeing as I have so much work to do, I thought I'd download some demos and spend the afternoon playing them.

So, first one I tried was Hitman 2, which was OK. Only one level, so I made the most of it. The game thinks I'm a mass murderer, but I know I'm just that good.

Next up was Splinter Cell, which was lame. It sucked donkey balls. I was halfway through my mission when it suddenly spewed at me You and this mission are finished! Too many civilian casualties. Pfft. I only got 3...

And finally came Blood Rayne, and was truly fantastic. Story: You are a sexy vampiric chick. Kill nazis and drink their blood. They dont worry you about inventories or weapons or any of that poncey rubbish. No, you just have guns. Guns, and swords on your arms. You can either shoot things or cut things. It's up to you. Either way, their limbs are going to fall off, and the walls are going to get smeared with a lot of blood.

It really is a lovely charming little game.

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