radiac is designed for reliability and performance

• 29th October 2002 at 18:03

I'm sitting in the library again. My choice of things to do is rather limited; I can surf the internet (woo), spod on the talkers I frequent (woo), check my email (woo, I have recieved 2 emails today!), and/or make a diary entry.

I guess I could do work, but heheheh whatever.

So I shall make a diary entry. FWIW, I started it at about 4.20.

Here's a joke from Woody of TR3:

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy.

An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs.

He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off.

The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."

The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"

The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."

Hmm, decided to do a halloween theme for radiac.net, then decided against it because I'm lazy.

Keep MSNing the guy I dont name with the message 'boreed'. He'll probably get upset soon.

Oooh... just found this... 'Search on Google by voice with a simple telephone call'. You ring up a number, say your query and your browser returns the results... Useful or what! I was thinking that when I stumbled across

I think in the long term, if they can get you to speak your search

> criteria into the COMPUTER, then the computer brings up the search

> results, suddenly you're into "Scotty from Star Trek IV" territory.

> "Hello Computer..."

>

> And that's the point. When did you last see anyone on Star Trek

> TYPING their search criteria into the computer. They ASK IT. And it

> displays the results.

You know, Google has some pretty cool stuff... hope this makes the main site...

I'm trawling stumbleupon.com for some decent sites... this entertained me for a while.

Oooh, I've just noticed I can do this weirdish peaky thing with the skin over my knuckles.

Heheheh, it stands up, as long as I keep my finger straight.

Ok, back to the top stumblers... this looks neat, but can't be bothered to install whatever it wants me to install...

The person I dont name just made me set a redirection from where his old website was (sites.uzeweb.com) to where it is now (some random american host). Bit cheeky if you ask me...

Ahhh, Dumb Laws. This should keep me amused for a while.

Hmm, seems I was wrong. Worth a look though.

More I think about it, more I think it would be a good idea to do a halloween design.

Oooh, appears I have coursework due in on Friday. And a test on Friday. Aaaargh.

And now I'm chatting on the BUNCS IRC chatroom, using mIRC.

Googlism is quite fun... comes back with some classics like 'radiac is a permitted hazardous waste storage facility under regulation to the nys department of environmental conservation', 'radiac is great to use separately in conjunction with the wet cell' and 'radiac is designed for reliability and performance'. Heheheh. Also says 'richard is a very sexy man', 'richard is a big time baseball prospect' and 'richard terry is reader in english at the university of sunderland'... wish someone had told me...

Yay, 10 minutes left!

Yay, 9 minutes left!

Hmm, this screen still isn't doing anything interesting.

Yay, 8 minutes left!

I have decided to spend the last 7 minutes going through the 27th page of results of a Google search for 'a'.

Well, that was exciting. Time for my lecture.

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