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• 25th June 2000 at 15:09

Well, woke up at 12.30, been on the internet since then... and Force 9 just died...

Extract from BBC News:

"In a surprise attack by the Russians, Sheffield was hit by a nuclear weapon this afternoon. It is believed the weapon was aimed at the US, and the reasons for it hitting Sheffield are as yet unknown. It is believed that it may have something to do with a massively dense object located near Furnival Road causing a change in the gravitational field of the earth, drawing in the weapon, like a black hole.
"Scientists are examining the huge phenomenon now, as the object wasn't even affected by the blast, despite being at ground zero.
"More details will be released later, after the object, code-named "Dragonlord" can be studied under laboratory conditions."

It is at this point that I must make it clear that I have nothing against any worker at plusnet and I do not wish to offend anyone.

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