Diary: May 2006

Trip To Bath

It's been a busy week and a bit - I'm still catching up on work from my last stay in Kent, but I'm nearly on top of everything now.

But you can't work all the time, so I took last weekend off. I headed up to Bath to meet up with lots of friends from Uni, most of whom I hadn't seen for at least 10 months - there were a few faces missing, and a few new ones, but it was great to get together again. We had a meal at Feast, then went off to ...

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The Great Mobile Phone Adventure, Part 2

A couple of weeks ago, I rang up Orange and told them I was off to T-Mobile. Last time I did that, they put me through to their customer retention department, and sorted me out with a fantastic deal which I was very happy with. I was therefore expecting at least some resistance this time, but no, the lady just said "Oh, ok, so you'll be wanting your PAC then?"

Bye bye then, Orange. No wonder they're sacking 15% staff to cut costs, she didn't even try to get me to sign up for a cheaper plan ...

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Am I A Bad Person?

Last week I was walking through the car park at the gym, when I heard bells jangling. 'Ooh, Santa', I thought, so I turned around to try to see him. I was still walking quite fast, when...

*Thud*

I felt my foot hit against something, with quite some force. I looked down.

Under my feet was the cutest kitten you have ever seen. Well, very young cat, but for all intents and purposes, I had just kicked a kitten. Hard. It must have jangled its way from between the parked cars, straight into my swinging foot. It was slightly startled ...

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Not just a kitten beater...

Not content with beating kittens, today I turned on Leela. I kicked her round the head, and although I didn't feel a thing, it hurt her so much she cried. Three hours later, she is still concussed and has a headache.

To be fair it was a complete accident. Well, more like complete incompetence on my part. She was sitting on the sofa, and I was trying to climb over the back to sit next to her. Unfortunately it didn't quite go as planned, and my shin - yes, the very same shin which almost killed a kitten - connected ...

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