2 Fast 2 Furious

• 25th June 2003 at 23:35

Just been to see 2 Fast 2 Furious. Heh, it's fantastic :)

Crap script, crap acting, brilliantly funny :p

Take, for example, one of my favourite scenes... these guys are driving along, grimacing, sitting back in their seats and gripping their stearing wheels with both hands and straight arms... shots of one trying to overtake another, back and forward, back and forward... he decides to hit the nitro... it cuts to the speedo, and you see it rise from about 70mph to nearly 100mph. Gee, a whole 100mph. The fastest I saw was 120mph. Shit, I do 120 in my fester.

Maybe I should audition for "3 Fast 3 Furious - The Revenge Of The Arrested Guy". I would say he was a drug baron, but I'm not sure that we're ever told what this guy's done, just that everyone wants to arrest him. You know that's going to be the story line of the third one... maybe I should try out. I can see it now - it'll be like the start of this film; 3 ricers on the starting line, but they need a fourth to race... rasta guy makes a phone call, I pull up in my fester, arm hanging out of the window, and Tom's shades from Top Gun. They'd laugh and swear at me in Hollywood Spanish, with their girls all round them, then I'd say "Hello, chaps!", the women would all go "ooooh, he's English and so sexy!" and flock around me, then I'd get in my car, leave the others for dust and win the race while my speakers blare out 'self preservation society'.

Well, I think it would be good.

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