Diary: December 2002

I love my advent calendar

My advent calendar has chocolate and jokes under each of the doors.

Today's joke has a disclaimer.

Q. What do Elves make sandwiches out of?

A. Shortbread!

This joke in no way mocks the vertically challenged but only Elves and Elf/Gnome/Pixie related cultural stereotypes

I kid you not.

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Lets Review Some Games

Well, seeing as I have so much work to do, I thought I'd download some demos and spend the afternoon playing them.

So, first one I tried was Hitman 2, which was OK. Only one level, so I made the most of it. The game thinks I'm a mass murderer, but I know I'm just that good.

Next up was Splinter Cell, which was lame. It sucked donkey balls. I was halfway through my mission when it suddenly spewed at me You and this mission are finished! Too many civilian casualties. Pfft. I only got 3...

And ...

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