Can I Have Your Sweater, Cos It's Cold Cold Cold In My Hole Hole Hole

Oh My God.

He drank some home-made dandelion wine. Half a bottle of. He is now very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (use your imagination) very drunk. He says the wine is excellent.

He is actually quite frightening.

He has just attempted to prove to me that his hair does not come out, by pulling fistfulls of his hair out and shouting 'SEE! NO HAIRS!'

Oh sweet jesus, he just started on my hair.

This is not a good thing.

The other not good thing is that it is 4.24. AM. I would try pushing him out of my room, but I reckon he'll tip over, pass out, and leave his legs stuck in my room, putting me in a worse position than I am in now. Although maybe I could drag/push him down the stairs...

Good things about this day include that I drank my free tall hot Starbucks beverage of my choice (a triple chocolate bliss, mmmmmm), I finished coursework, and made my new printer work tonight.

Bad things also include me accidentally installing Portugese Windows NT printer drivers on this machine (leaving it unable to print, in fact, leaving it completely screwed), Simon and Nat persuading me to leave the uni before doing my maple coursework, Nat getting us banned from using the bus, Simon, Nat and Jane persuading me to go into Sainsburys, and me buying two rediculously expensive chocolate puddingy things, which were absolutely tasteless and very disappointing.

As an aside, I got a phone call while I was walking round Sainsburys... the others took advantage of this by putting everything they could find into my basket. Including a 8 chocolate mousses, a bottle of gin, a pack of 6 eggs and a Sindy doll.

And I somehow managed to cut my ear while shaving. I still have no idea how I managed that...

Thank god. He's left my room.

Time for bed. Well, at least I don't have a 9.15 tomorrow :p Uh, today. Uh... good night

He just came back in. And he thinks he's sober.

I am in need of a locksmith. Applications by email ASAP please.

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