So, I've been waiting in for a parcel to be delivered. I got up super-early (9am), even though they usually don't arrive until about 11. So anyway, here I am at 1.30 wondering how it's doing, so I go to parcelfarce.com and type in my consignment number. 'Delivered', it says. 'Left as arranged', it says. At 8.22, it says. I go downstairs, it's sitting on the doorstep.

Oh well.