Hi everyone. I am very disappointed that so many people have looked at my website, but only 3 people have commented.

So disappointed, in fact, that I very nearly didn't give you this wonderful link (thanks Andrew, who has Christmasified his site again this year, although still no TCMI - shame on you) - and the save function actually works! Yay for web games.

And don't worry, Leslie, I feel your pain. I get it almost every day. At least yours isn't genetic...

And damn!