I completely forgot to mention that I have in my posession the most perfect book ever written.
It is called "The little book of essential foreign swear words".
Finally, armed with phrases in French, German, Spanish and Italian, including such gems as "I think I might have stepped on something unpleasant. Yes, it's your country." and "Please stop talking loudly in that annoying language", I can holiday upon the continent.
Fantastic.
The Best Book Ever
9th May 2003 at 16:00
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