The holiday courses, which I love to teach, are about to start. I go collect the kids in about half an hour. That's the first problem.

The next problem is that I have no idea what the username or password we'll be using is. I have to wait for Mr P to appear and tell me. I'm hoping that he's at lunch and will be back in a few minutes. However, there is, of course, the possibility that he's not in today. In which case, todays lessons will consist entirely of 'OK, this here is a computer. This is a mouse.' type conversation while I tread time waiting for someone to magically appear with the necessary password.

Hmm.

I think I may have some problems today.