I've just realised that I've now had my driving license for over a year. A year and 12 days to be precise. No accidents, only minor damage to the car (exhaust pipe snapping and hacking up the rear tyre), and I haven't been stopped by the police once. Not that I've needed to be, of course. I'm a perfect driver. Never go too fast. Ohhh no.

We've got frost outside that has been there since Sunday. Not nice. And our central heating is still playing up...