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Radiac Learns You Squash Good

21st September 2006 at 13:08

Hi there kids! So, you want to learn how to play squash?

First things first - service. Hit the ball at the wall in front of you as hard as you can, then duck, and cover your head with your arms. Peek out to the side - if you see your opponent hitting the ball, you will need to take it to the next level.

Returning the ball is where things get really interesting. Wait for the ball to approach you, hit it at the wall in front of you as hard as you can, then duck and cover. If your opponent hits it back again, you will need to repeat this step - only this time try hitting it harder, and/or bouncing it off your opponent.

The person who hits the ball hardest wins the point. First person to reach 50 wins the game. Sounds easy, right? Right, but things get more complicated when the powerups come into play.

Sadly folks, that's all we've got time for today. Tune in next week when we'll explain all about the ball multiplier, the fireball powerup, and the ever-popular laser bat.

Comments

  1. Someone did badly at English. It should be "Radiac Teaches You Squash". Tut tut.
    Michael Stubbs24th September 2006 at 11:39
  2. I will have you know that I am very good at English. I have spoke it all my life.
    radiac29th September 2006 at 13:34

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