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Back To Blue

3rd November 2005 at 09:42
Back to the old theme. I also decided it was about time to drop my little welcome message, seeing as it's been there for over 5 years.

Anyway, I just saw an advert for Titanic on DVD, with an alternative ending. Please, will somebody buy this and tell me if they all die?

When I'm a multi-millionaire, I'm going to film a new version of Titanic. Involving a hitman cyborg from the future, sent back through time to destroy the Rose before she can be saved and go on to recite her story for 194 minutes.

Damn that film sucked. No wonder the robots are going to kill us all.

Comments

  1. But but it had like lots of water which is cool. A BIG boat thing, loads of dead people including di caprio and a great soppy love story thing. It was a good soppy love story thing... but not so great a follow up to T2 or true lies.
    NoVisAnima3rd November 2005 at 12:43
  2. Best... soppy wet sinking boat movie starring the bloke who played the Phantom in the film that bombed... ever
    DavidH4th November 2005 at 00:17
  3. Hmm... don't be too sure those sneaky daleks won't get in and steal your thunder.
    CrystalFire4th November 2005 at 00:25
  4. I think that's the thing - it was too soppy. It turned into a comedy the moment that hand hit that steamy window. Or maybe it was that cringeworthy bit when they're standing at the front of the boat. Or maybe it was just when I saw di caprio. Yeah, that might have been it.

    Cinema Paradiso is a good film. Magnolia is a good film. Titanic is pure Hollywood pap.
    radiac4th November 2005 at 08:33
  5. Comparing it to other movies i've seen i would have to say it was good hollywood pap though. It shouldn't be compared to real good films like Cinema Paradiso or Magnolia because that would be unfair.
    NoVisAnima4th November 2005 at 13:24
  6. Bah. I liked your welcome message!
    Simon Willison5th November 2005 at 14:12
  7. I don't feel as welcomed any more without that message!
    DavidH6th November 2005 at 10:36
  8. I really really really liked the welcome message! I was always rather bemused when I read it-yet it feels so wrong that it is not there! Bring it back!
    Leela the chunk6th November 2005 at 12:54
  9. Don't bring back the welcome message. Leela doesn't know what she's talking about.
    Tristan8th November 2005 at 17:53
  10. And we're meant to assume you do, Tristan?!
    Andrew (not the other one)9th November 2005 at 19:36

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