I don't recognise the number, but I answer anyway. "Hello?"
"Hello, this is John at Savoy, just ringing to tell you that your breakfast bar has been prepared."
"Errr"

One of my more surreal wrong numbers. Unfortunately it was not the Savoy Hotel, but rather appears to have been Savoy Timber in Wigan.

In other news, airplane condensation trails are the method the Illuminati use to distribute their mind control drugs.